Shitty Choices

You and your friends spend your time making shitty decisions. Why not put them up to a vote? At the beginning of each turn, a player draws a card with two options and reads it aloud: they try to guess which option is going to get more votes and if they guessed right, they get one point. The first player with three points wins the game. Maybe you'll fight, maybe you'll be disappointed, maybe you'll confirm how shitty they are. It's not our problem, they're your friends!