Covdays: Conspiracy Edition

Covdays is a fast, ruthless, and unapologetically card game where survival is the only goal: dodge the virus, dodge the jab—at least that third one! The last player standing wins it all. Start with a secret hand and brace yourself for chaos: sneezes ricochet across the table, lockdowns shut you down, and the dreaded Forced Vaxx might be waiting around the corner. Attack your opponents, unleash twisted wishes, or play unstoppable jokers—every card can flip the game in seconds. In this darkly hilarious parody of the pandemic years, you’ll use defense cards like Hot Lemon, The Fan, Lockdowns, or The Facemask to keep the germs at bay—or at least pretend they work. But beware: get infected or jabbed three times, and you’re done for… permanently quarantined from the game. Irreverent, unpredictable, and made for truthers, skeptics, and anyone who remembers “those days” a little too well—Covdays is where you win back your instinct, dodge the madness, and prove you were always built for survival. —description from the designer